1. Teeth visible ....................go to 2
.....Teeth not visible .................go to 4
2. Has a wide, toothy smile .......Smilus toothyus
....Is not smiling ......................go to 3
3. Visibly crying .................Smilus dramaticus
.... Frowning .......................Smilus upsettus
4. Eyes are symmetrical .... go to 5
....Eyes not symmetrical .....go to 8
5. Eyes shaped like hearts ..... Smilus valentinus
....Eyes are shaped as ovals .....go to 6
7. Mouth curved down, frowning .... Smilus saddus
.... Mouth is a small circle .................Smilus suprisus
8. Has a pirate eye patch ...............Smilus piratus
....Does not have eye patch ............ go to 9
9. One eye is much larger than the other eye ..... Smilus mutatus
One eye is winking .................Smilus winkus