Answer:
NO
Explanation:
It's my birthday so why not.
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did: in his sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car." Is the colon used correctly?
Yes
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." Is the colon used correctly?
YES
"Why do people say 'no offense;' right before they’re about to offend you?" Is the semicolon used correctly?
NO
"I love deadlines; I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." Is the semicolon used correctly?
YES
Greg King once said, "Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." Is the comma used correctly?
NO
