Write me an essay (inleast 5 paragraphs of inleast 5 complete sentences each) about why purple is stupid

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Purple is the last color in the rainbow. Therefore it is the worst color. Everyone knows that purple is 80080 in the color scale and that number in itself, is stupid. How many people even like the color purple? Exactly.

To begin, Purple isn't even a part of the rainbow. The color of violet just, fades  away. other colors are bright and pretty but purple is surrounded by blue. The second stupidest color. In summary Purple isn't even cool enough to get a spot in the rainbow.

Second, it brings bad traits. Too much purple brings out qualities of irritability, impatience, and arrogance. Too little purple brings out feelings of powerlessness, negativity, and apathy. That isn't fun and I can't understand what that sentence I wrote even means. So who would want something you can't understand.

Next purple is like pink and pink is REALLY stupid.

Finally, when you stare at a light for a long time then look away you see purple. When you try to explain this to someone who has never experienced it you seem stupid. Which makes purple stupid. Which is why you shouldn't stare at lights like a creepy mosquito-which are bugs so they have purple blood!

As you can see, purple is stupid. Everything about it is stupid. The shade is, The things that are purple are. Just writing this makes me feel stupid. All in all, purple is stupid. And rats are amazing!!!

Answer:

Purple is dum. Purple is bad. Only dum dums wear purple. I hate purple. Purple is so bad.

Purple is useless. Purple is so bad it is the worst color. Purple is supposed to be gone. Purple is not the color of my house because it's dum. Purple is not meant for clothes.

Purple is a nonexistent color to me. Purple is really really bad. Purple is BLA BLA BLA. Purple should be kicked out of being a color.  Purple is not the color of a tree.

Purple should not be on couches. Purple should not be on blankets. Purple should not be pillows. Purple is should not be a popular mattress. Purple is for dummies.

I've run out of stuff to say about purple but we all know it is bad. Purple makes people sad. Purple also makes people mad. Purple is for nothing. Purple is rjfuhgiurv to me.

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