What are three things you could buy at a grocery store to make the cashier give you weird looks?
If you could replace all of the grass in the world with something else, what would it be and why?
If animals could talk, which species would be the rudest of them all?
If you could merge two different animals to create the ultimate animal, what two animals would it be and what would be their product?
Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse?
If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?
If you were to appoint a president of the internet, who would it be and why?
If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?
You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?
Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?
How many chickens would it take to be able to kill a lion?

The zombie apocalypse has begun! You have an SUV and a baseball bat. Where are you going first?
What’s the worst tag line you can think of for a brand that sells wart removal cream?
What outrageous conspiracy theory do you think might actually seem like a logical argument?
During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?
A witch has cast a spell on you turning you into an inanimate, non-electronic object for a year. To be changed back into human form before the year is up, you need to be able to get at least a hundred people to touch you. What inanimate object would you be?