1. Do fish get thirsty?

2. Why is it called a building if it's already built?

3. If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?

4. What if when we di.e, "the light at the end of the tunnel" is just you being pushed out of another va.g.i.na?

5.Of all the poop in the world, who decided bat sh.it was the craziest?

6. What did the first person who discovered milk think they were doing?

7. Why is the slowest part of the day called rush hour?

8. The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

9. Is the S or the C silent in the word "scent"?

10. If a baby's leg pops out at 11:59PM but his head doesn't come out until 12:01, which day was he born on?

11. If two mind-readers are reading each other's minds at the same time, whose mind are they reading?